Sunday, April 6, 2008
Moment of BRILLIANCE!
Rachel and I have gone to Dream Dinners a couple times together and both times have struggled with the Creamy Chicken Risotto. Our struggle is with the alfredo sauce because there didn't seem to be a way to get it into the bag without getting it all over the outside of the bag and your hands.
Yesterday, at my add-on session to make meals for my mom, I had a moment of BRILLIANCE! I turned the top of the bag down, spooned in the sauce, and then rolled it back up and TA DA! All of the sauce was contained on the inside of the bag and not on my hands!
While this was probably an obvious solution for many of you, I considered it quite the accomplishment. Please let me have my moment.
Yesterday, at my add-on session to make meals for my mom, I had a moment of BRILLIANCE! I turned the top of the bag down, spooned in the sauce, and then rolled it back up and TA DA! All of the sauce was contained on the inside of the bag and not on my hands!
While this was probably an obvious solution for many of you, I considered it quite the accomplishment. Please let me have my moment.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Pet Peeves
I got this as a forward and had to share:
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1)Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!
2)Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6)The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9) Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1)Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!
2)Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6)The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9) Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Friday, April 4, 2008
Reasons why I love Jinjer
I am now the proud owner of my very own fertility doll!!! (As a bonus feature, the picture on the shelf is the picture of the hubby and I right after he proposed on that very beach!)

Not only is Jinjer a HYSTERICAL blogger, but she also went to great lengths to track down a doll for me, involving store transfers and USPS. THANK YOU JINJER!!! On a side note, I am also convinced that when Jinjer and I finally meet in person one day (hopefully before her recently conceived child is 5), she (like KT and Jane) will struggle with calling me just "Jenn".
BTW, the hubby saw the very same Jeep with the Kokopelli tire cover on the way home from work the other night (he called me to compare license plates).

Not only is Jinjer a HYSTERICAL blogger, but she also went to great lengths to track down a doll for me, involving store transfers and USPS. THANK YOU JINJER!!! On a side note, I am also convinced that when Jinjer and I finally meet in person one day (hopefully before her recently conceived child is 5), she (like KT and Jane) will struggle with calling me just "Jenn".
BTW, the hubby saw the very same Jeep with the Kokopelli tire cover on the way home from work the other night (he called me to compare license plates).
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Famous People I Saw This Week...
Joss Stone
Brandi Chastain
John Mellencamp
Big Bad VooDoo Daddy
Colin Powell
...and I got paid to see them in Vegas.
You know you're jealous! Other than the part where I had to sit in meetings for 8+ hours a day of course!
Brandi Chastain
John Mellencamp
Big Bad VooDoo Daddy
Colin Powell
...and I got paid to see them in Vegas.
You know you're jealous! Other than the part where I had to sit in meetings for 8+ hours a day of course!
Sorry...
The last post should have read:
Best way to break up the monotomy at a Global Sales Meeting? Joss Stone performing 3 songs. Best roommate to have when your cold develps into a cough? One with Halls in her purse.
Thanks for the clarification Striker Bunny!
Best way to break up the monotomy at a Global Sales Meeting? Joss Stone performing 3 songs. Best roommate to have when your cold develps into a cough? One with Halls in her purse.
Thanks for the clarification Striker Bunny!
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