A week or two ago (the then very pregnant) Bianka and I had the following conversation:
Bianka: Is your mom's last name still Dahl?
Me: Yes...?
Bianka: How long have I known you?
Me: At least 5 years.
Bianka: It just occurred to me this morning that your mom is Barbie Dahl!
Me: And up until last weekend, she drove a Malibu...so she was Malibu Barbie!
Which then led me to share the following story....
Shortly after my mom bought her first Malibu, my sister and I bought her a license plate frame that read "Malibu Barbie". One day my mom was sitting at a traffic light when a motorcycle cop pulls up next to her and taps on her window. She rolls down her window...
Officer: Is your name Barbie?
Mom: Yes
Officer: (chuckling) And you drive a Malibu?
Mom: Yes, and my last name is Dahl!
Officer: (laughing) Have a great day! (and he drives off)
This is a picture of my mom on her birthday (I won't say which birthday, I'm not that mean) and YES she is in a dog house. I had a perfectly nice picture of her up, but she called me and told me to take it down. I warned her that if I did I'd be putting this one up. Enjoy!

I love you Mom!