Does this bother you...

...as much as it bothers me?

Happy Birthday Little Sistor!

Yes, that is a napkin cape she's wearing. Yes, it was after a yard of beer and at least 3 shots. Yes, she had a good time last night (I think). Yes, she owes her other brother an apology (he does not suck as a brother). Yes, the large congregation of Littles made us Bigs feel even older. Yes, Lil Dahl made the claim that she could out drink Mr KFuj (that match up TBD). Yes, KFuj almost had to go New York on the stupid MOD (but we got our way before that had to happen). Yes, our waiter Daniel ran face first into the glass door to the patio (luckily he wasn't carrying anything). Yes, my sister wore hot pink pumps (they matched her shirt).

Happy birthday sissy! I love you!

Shoe Convention

Last weekend, Mr KFuj and I were discussing the various agreements and chores we shared with our spouses. For example, he takes out the trash, as long as KFuj doesn't leave her shoes downstairs.

I laughed, because Striker takes out the trash, and I almost always leave my shoes downstairs. (They come off as soon as I'm in the door.) I'm spoiled, I admit this!

Anyhow, Striker has been out of town for a few days, and thus, the shoe convention!

For Jane

Fact of the Day

My sister has an extreme aversion to milk. When asked to take a cereal bowl downstairs to the kitchen, she began gagging and flapping her arms while running in a circle. I told her she had to, and her meltdown/panic attack continued for several minutes. I laughed hysterically throughout the ordeal (because really, who wouldn't?), when she said, "I'm surprised you aren't taking pictures or video of this." As soon as I reached for my Pearl she grabbed the bowl and ran, so this is all I managed to capture. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to recreate the moment when I have my camera ready!

Totally 80s!

Today while watching GSN we came across Holly Robinson Peete wearing a day glo sweater on Hollywood Squares. I had to put on sunglasses.

Peer Pressure

Reason # 1230 that the Queen needs to watch 24. And yes I realize that I am most definitely obsessed, but room 322? It's a sign! Sadly, this also marks the end of my ability to watch episodes in rapid succession. We must now watch in real time and wait a week in between episodes. The good news is that it's on tomorrow night!

Pouting

Coupons arrive right after you get back from Costco. Guess I'll have to go again next weekend!

Took My Mom to Lunch

....at Costco! She needed to get chili powder and sliced apples. My aunt came too and together they spent $160! (I managed to get out of there spending only $113).

My mom was most impressed that she actually could eat lunch walking around Costco....apparently she thought it was an urban legend or something.

There was an incident with the sliced pineapple. Let's just say it's the item perched precariously on top of the cart near my mom's elbow and that it occurred shortly after I took this photo. ;)

I Love Easter Eggs!

Creative Writing Contest

Guess how this set of keys (belonging to my mother) ended up bent, broken, and scratched. When I am satisfied with your skills, I'll post the real story, which I promise will not disappoint!

Purring While He Sleeps

How is it possible for cats to purr while sleeping? And yes, he's using my arm as a pillow.

Epitome of Embarrassment?

As if learning to drive in a lemon yellow Malibu isn't bad enough, the license plate frame says "Wave to our courteous patient instructor".

The Kind of Day

The kind of day I'm having is one where:
- I am excited to be at the dentist because it means that I am out of the office for awhile.
- I am looking forward to cleaning out and organizing the garage on Saturday.
- I would rather be at home doing laundry.
- I am totally looking forward to my massage tonight!

Surprisingly, I'm still in a good mood!